My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
