Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My pussy is not your playground.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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