You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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