he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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