I hope mine doesn't look like that
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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