We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize