Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
we're making bets on your personal life
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Randomize
