I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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