My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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