i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
