Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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