After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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