just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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