I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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