How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
