but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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