theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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