ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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