using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
My vagina is officially offended.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
A bitchslap is in order.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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