party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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