im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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