the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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