i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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