My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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