She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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