Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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