you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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