you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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