Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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