heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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