There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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