And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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