Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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