Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
