Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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