my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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