so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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