Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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