turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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