Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
