Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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