Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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