Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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