apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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