im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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