Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
A bitchslap is in order.
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