peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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