Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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