Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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