He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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