i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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