Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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