Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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