Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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